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Sleep and the lack thereof

Once upon a time, about 5 years ago actually, sleep deprivation was all about a mink eating our chickens in the middle of the night.  To be honest, eating isn’t a fair representation of what was happening, as the mink in question (and pretty much every other mink) mostly drain their prey’s blood and then move on to the next prey.  This way, they can massacre a whole flock pretty fast.  Now, I digress… 5 years ago, we weren’t sleeping because our chickens were being massacred.  Now, our chickens are still being massacred, but mostly because we’re not sleeping enough to remember to close them up at night religiously, and a raccoon has figured out where there’s food.

And why, you ask, are we not sleeping?

Well, because of her.  See, last year we grew more than vegetables (and flowers.  We grow a lot of flowers these days).  Last year, we grew a human.  She decided to start hanging out on the outside of my body on February 15th, and since then, we sleep less than we did before.  More some nights, less right now because she has a cold and snorfles when she breathes, and then the snorfles don’t get her enough air, and then she cries, and then we don’t sleep.  It’s pretty hard to sleep through some of the snorfles too.  So we don’t sleep.  I’m learning to cope on less sleep, but the coping sure is pretty meager sometimes.  I certainly don’t feel very intelligent, and I struggle regularly with finding words.  Like always.  Words are tricky monsters.

So we grew a human.  Now, we’re back to growing vegetables and flowers, and I’m still growing a human.  The vegetables and flowers were taking a bit of a back seat, which was okay because the spring was horrid (as was the winter and the fall… remember October when it rained every single day?), but now it’s hot, and the vegetables and the flowers need to become more of a priority, but that’s hard without the sleep.

Anyways, I hope that I’ll be back to hanging out on the blog more now that I’m not growing a human inside my body and not starting (and finishing!) my Masters every moment of spare time I had.  I also, of course, am hoping for some sleep.

The garden at the beginning of April

April 1st – First day with dirty fingernails

I think I’ve come to accept that the kitchen, in spring, will always be used to start seeds…

Seeds are growing


And that, my friends, is a wrap

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That, my dear friends, was a doozie of a farming season.  The last farmer’s market was yesterday; our last CSA box went out on Tuesday.  We just harvested the last of the corn and tomatoes to process for winter, and … Continue reading

An apology to those of you who know teachers but who are not one yourself

My teaching partner gave me a couple of bottles of beer and a bottle of wine last week. He said that I could have the wine all to myself, but the beer was to share w/ Jer, because in June teachers need to apologize to their co-workers partners who aren’t teachers.  Our houses go to shit.  Our lives go to shit.  We stop being patient and attentive partners (and parents too I’m sure).  We don’t do laundry or the dishes.  We don’t cook dinner or lunch or breakfast.  I feel like I’m lucky right now to remember to brush my teeth.  June is crazy time, and I’m crazy.  The mink attacks didn’t help, nor did not knowing what I’m teaching next year.

We were hanging out at our weekly domino date last night with our neighbours, and our sweetest and smallest neighbour had a bit of a melt-down, initiated by the bonking of her head on a hard wooden stool.  The melt-down seemed to continue (and to crest in it’s magnitude) when she was encouraged to put her shoes on so she could walk home.  Shoes?!  How dare you!  Cry, scream, cry, mom, dad, cry, cry…

That’s kind of how I feel these days.  It starts innocent enough.  I come home, I ask what’s for dinner, Jeremy says new potatoes, I ask where the bread is, he says he was digging potatoes so didn’t have time to put it in the oven, and I cry and scream and punch pillows.  I may even have thrown a pillow.  Jeremy said that he saw my 2-year old self in my pout yesterday.  That began a new rage, of course.  I miss my patient, controlled self.  That is not to say that I am patient, nor controlled.  I am neither, but I have the capacity to be a hell of a lot more of both than I am right now, and that’s what I miss.  So while I am not really looking forward to July in the way that everyone thinks I must be (I love my job and I love my kids and I don’t want them to go anywhere.  I want to teach them forever and ever and ever because they’re MINE.), I am looking forward to regaining a modicum of sanity.  And so is Jer.  I think the beer helped though.  Doesn’t it always?

A treatise on being gnarly

A parent gave me a card yesterday.  She told me to open it after school, so I did.  It explained that she had found out that I didn’t have a job a couple of weeks ago and that she was really sorry.  She wrote that she hoped I didn’t lose faith in myself as a teacher, because she knows how far her son has come and how much he enjoys coming to school.  She said that she thinks I’m a fantastic teacher, and that her son would say the same thing, although he would probably use the word “gnarly”.

I love my job and I love it when my students appreciate me.  It makes me kind of teary just to think about it.  Being teary is probably not gnarly, but maybe we can make an exception, just once.

I’ve had a hard time processing farm/wilderness  boundaries this week.  Years ago I had little sympathy for farmers who lost a sheep, or two or three to a lone wolf or bear or other predator.  Certainly I understood that loss of life is sad, devastating, horrible.  I always got that part.  The part I had trouble reconciling was my love for the wild spaces and places.  I have a deep appreciation for wolves or bear or eagles or unicorns.  I know that their lives are deeply affected when we destroy their natural habitat and turn it to pasture.  I know that they have babies they need to feed, and that there simply isn’t much food to feed their young’uns when they’re surrounded by said pasture, so I kind of got taking a sheep so they can make babies, and carry on.  I was naive (I grew up in the suburbs, I don’t know if you can blame me) and I liked big (and cuddly) animals.

When I moved here, my opinion hadn’t changed much.  I got that the wild critters still needed to eat, and Jer and I have always envisioned that at least half of our property will stay “wild” (or as wild as it can be with humans and their dog living next door).  The deer were a different story, because they’re trying to take over the universe and they eat my vegetables and my flowers and I want them to stop.  But while I was sad when a hawk got a bunch of our chickens, or a raccoon (maybe) ate our ducks, or a mink got some of our other chickens… I don’t know… I kind of got it.  I was okay (or maybe I just think I was) because we take a lot from our property.  We’ve taken a good chunk of land and told some of the critters to bugger off, and these animals were the penitence we had to pay.  I know it’s not fair for someone else to pay our penitence.  I’m not trying to say that my thought process was logical.  It just was.

But then last week a mink got into our chicken house (the one with our laying hens in it) and killed a bird.  In the middle of the night.  Jer heard it dying and ran out and the mink ran away.  We found the hole where it had dug through, patched it, and went back to bed.  It came back an hour later and dug in through another hole.  Luckily no chickens died the second time.  3 days later it got another bird.  By this point we were down to 3 hens, from the 6 we had a week earlier (1 had been taken away by a flying bird earlier in the week… something I accepted as one of our dues).  We filled more holes, piled rocks around the edges, and felt like shit.  I read something this week that summed up my sentiments…

“The goal of predator proofing is to balance safety with freedom for the chickens and other domestic fowl we care for. We want to provide them with every opportunity to exercise their free will and natural instincts, but because they are here at our whim we are responsible for keeping them out of harm’s way. We also need to safeguard them in a way that respects and protects the wild animals we live among who are entitled to equal consideration.”

-Mary Britton Clouse, Chicken Run Rescue
So that’s how I felt.  I wasn’t doing my job in regards to my chickens, and I wasn’t doing my job in regards to this mink (who is a stinky, stinky, STINKY creature, by the way), because I was telling him that it was okay to kill my chickens and I was letting him do so and eventually he would get fat and die on chicken blood clogging his arteries because I was so recklessly feeding him.  Or her.
Last night the mink came back again.  It killed another 2 of our hens, and tried for our last one, who lost some blood but is still alive.  We’ve moved our chickens, and are re-fortifying their residence.  And I feel rotten, because we didn’t learn our lesson, and because this wild, stinky critter is confusing my belief system.  I don’t hate the mink, I just hate the fact that it stole hours of sleep away from me, and that it doesn’t have enough food on our property to leave the hens I promised to protect alone.
Bad chicken mom.  I had a bad teacher moment today when I told my students that a positive rotation in a Cartesian plane is clockwise.  It’s not.  That’s a negative rotation.  Points to anyone who can tell me why.
Even if sometimes I’m a bad teacher, and sometimes I’m a bad chicken mom (please don’t judge me on the fried chicken incident either), at least my 13 year-old students think I’m gnarly.
And it only costs $2.21 to fill my scooter/moped/putput named Dot up with gas at the new Denman Island gas pump named Wayne.